Crashing in the kitchen, noises in the hall Roll over and go back to sleep -- it's just a dream, that's all So how come the window's broken? What caused the glass to fall? put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall?

Police arrive -- muddy up the floor Dig out half the plaster -- it's a .38 for sure Kick the neighbour's door in Saying better tell it all Who put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall?

Blaster on the back porch shaking up the lane They're drinking gin and joking -- laughter falling down like rain Everybody wears a halo Never saw nothing at all So who put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall